Chlormist

"'I'm too medium to die!'""- Chlormist, numerous occasions""'Try to keep up now!'""- Chlormist, numerous occasions""""'AAAAAAAAAAA!'""- Chlormist, numerous occasions""""'You know, my aunt's a mummy.'""- Chlormist, numerous occasions""""'Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee.'""- Chlormist, numerous occasions"

Background
Chlormist was born into a civilization on a beach. He grew up with his brother, Jampson. He went to a magic school, where he got a teacher fired for teaching incorrect material. Soon, he earned a degree in Undead Dispellation magic.

Biography
Travel Through the Desert

Chlormist first appeared in Travel Through the Desert, where he entered, saying "Hello, I am a tired traveller". He drank is morning coffee, and then The Group set off to the desert at the instruction of Lads. Lads told them the The Ruins they were looking for were most likely buried, so they started digging. Chlormist used his plastic spoon to dig. Soon, they reached the ruins, but suddenly a mummy popped out of the sand and started wrapping everyone up. Blaze asked the mummy how it's day was. As a hundred more mummies popped out, the mummy responded that it's day was good. This triggered Chlormist to go on a rant about his desk job and how his grandmother was recently diagnosed. Seeing the mummies, he recalled that he has a degree in Undead Dispellation. He then begins to teach the party how to do it, because "learning is important". After all of them are wrapped up, Chlormist is frozen mid-sentence. Even so, he continues to instruct them, though his voice is too muffled to be heard. Blaze tried to keep warm by lighting a fire, which melted Chlormist enough to finish the steps and begin to demonstrate by waving his arms and humming Thriller. Unfortunately, it was too late, and Chlormist was mummified along with Jeremy, Feziel and Blaze.

Retrieve the Artifact From the Temple
The party were all mummified and sank into the sand, where they landed at the entrance of the Ruins. Jeremy entered, and asked why they were dressed up as mummies. Chlormist explained, "Oh, you know. Mummies." Jeremy and the others made the realization that they were all dead. Fezial Reborn enters the room, casting light. Chlormist then says his iconic mummy joke, "You know, my aunt once got mummified, but only because she had two children."Jeremy questions whether their arms could go through Feziel, which Chlormist attempted to test, but instead accidentally gave Feziel a life-changing shoulder massage. He then mistakes Feziel and Feziel reborn for twins. Bakin, also mummified, entered and warned them that if they didn't find the Cold Star by solar noon, they would all become "lifeless dolls". Since they needed Cragus and Varis to continue, they decided to sleep until they came. Hours later, Cragus rose from the sandstone, and Varis woke up. Rhys waited with them too, and pointed them to the underground ruins. Chlormist wakes up alongside the others, and takes an obscenely long sip of morning coffee. Varis asked what happened to them, and Chlormist responded with, "mummy", before sipping again. Chlormist tries to help the team break the wall leading to the Cold Star, but to no avail. Everyone gets out of the way as Varis performs a Dragon Corkscrew, except for Chlormist, who is hit but thankfully (maybe unfortunately to some) only on his indestructible shell. They pass the wall and continue forward. After The Group is reminded of the consequences of not reaching the Cold Star, Chlormist is launched into a panic. However he soon forgets as The Group start eating someone's seasoned liver. This cheers him up. Soon, he, Cragus, and Chozzaster initiated The Cracker Scheme. The rest of the party solves the puzzle and they continue. Bakin asked Chlormist if he could land, which he didn't understand fully until they all dropped into an abyss. Thankfully, Thomas Martinson drank a slow falling potion and grabbed Chlormist. After falling for a while, they all finally landed.

Appearance
Chlormist looks like a large, humanoid turtle with very wide eyes. He caries a halberd, which he doesn't know how to use. He is a very hefty boy, but in a good way.

Abilities
Chlormist has an indestructible shell. Combat-wise, the most he can do is poke a downed opponent with his halberd, such as the ending of the battle against Skellina. He also has higher than average digging ability, as evidenced by him expertly using his plastic spoon to dig to the

Personality
Chlormist is extremely oblivious. His sense of danger can range wildly, from casually telling stories while he and his party are in danger, to screaming even at the smallest threats. He is known to go on long, boring rants, often times with no payoff. He rarely feels empathy, and seems uninterested in everyone's goals. He has no reason to do anything he does, and yet he does it, somehow managing to succeed. He often over-estimates his role in all successful missions. In addition, his attention span seems very short.

Trivia

 * Chlormist physically can't hear you until he's had his morning coffee.
 * His favorite song is Thriller by Mikael Jacksonson.
 * He bought a plastic spoon at a yard sale.
 * Before joining the The Group, Chlormist had a desk job.
 * Chlormist likes podcasts because they cheer him up.
 * Chlormist has an unfailing internal clock to tell him when to drink his morning coffee.
 * Chlormist describes the mummification process as, "It was like someone was tickling me with a pallet knife"
 * Chlormist rates his mummification 6/10
 * Chlormist ate a rock once.
 * Chlormist called the spleen.

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